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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost."
Direction
"So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater."
Entertainment
"No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched."
Man
"It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on."
Time
"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
Patriotism
"Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen."
Art
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
Love
"Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry."
Beauty
"To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination."
Art
"A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to."
Man
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