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"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
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"President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all."

"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."

"The Rat Pack was the piece that really kicked me out of that little funk that I was in and then Ted called me up and asked me if I wanted to be the dad in Blow."

"But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met."
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"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."

"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."

"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."

"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."
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