"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."

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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles."

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"Necessity, the mother of invention."

George Farquhar, Irish Dramatist

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"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

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"I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother."

Phil Donahue, American Entertainer

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"You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico."

Jennifer Esposito, American Actress

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"I told my mother at about the seventh year of therapy that I had been abused sexually by my father, and she hung up the phone on me."

Anne Heche, American Actress

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"I started hustling at 12, my mother hustled ahead of me. I was only allowed to because they knew me."

Curtis Jackson, American Musician

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"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."

Frank Pittman, American Psychiatrist

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"When I was eight years old I went to visit my brother who was working on a movie of the week with my mother and I saw how much fun he was having and I decided I wanted to try it too."

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"My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles."

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"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."

"I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother."

"You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico."

"I told my mother at about the seventh year of therapy that I had been abused sexually by my father, and she hung up the phone on me."

"I started hustling at 12, my mother hustled ahead of me. I was only allowed to because they knew me."

"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."

"When I was eight years old I went to visit my brother who was working on a movie of the week with my mother and I saw how much fun he was having and I decided I wanted to try it too."

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"Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important."

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"I speak two languages, Body and English."

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."

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