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"I'm a con artist in that I'm an actor. I make people believe something is real when they know perfectly well it isn't."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name."
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"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
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"I'm a con artist in that I'm an actor. I make people believe something is real when they know perfectly well it isn't."
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"I can't imagine doing an hour-long dramatic series because it's so much work. A sitcom is a wonderful gig. You work from 10 to 4 every day, it's fun, and you get to live at home."
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"I'd sleep under a Vermeer."
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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor."
Humor

"In animation, there's this exhilarating moment of discovery when you see the film and you say, Oh THAT'S what I was doing."
Animation

"Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving."
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"I have a lot of faith in people."
Faith

"It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows."
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"Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective."
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