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"Sinatra was just one of Mom's friends."
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"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."
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"There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom."
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"My children, Michael and Alex, are with our Heavenly Father now, and I know that they will never be hurt again. As a mom, that means more than words could ever say."
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"That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'"
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"When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical."
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"Come Christmas Eve, we usually go to my mom and dad's. Everybody brings one gift and then we play that game when we all steal it from each other. Some are really cool, others are useful and some are a bit out there."
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"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."
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"If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect I'll have hell to pay."
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"I told my agents that I didn't want to go on the audition. But as that was happening I called my mom, who has been watching the show from the beginning, and my mom said, 'It's the coolest show. You have to go.'"
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"Mom ran the house, so we grew up Portuguese."
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"My mother wasn't rational those last years; if she had been, she would have been horrified by her own behavior."
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"I have a healthy body, free of the chemicals that once controlled it."
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"Sinatra was just one of Mom's friends."
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"The eyebrow pencil and false eyelashes were essential; my mother didn't feel dressed without them."
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"The sicker mother got, the stranger the people surrounding her became. I called them The Garland Freaks."
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"People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it."
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"I choose not to think of my life as surviving, but coping."
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"Between them, my parents had 10 marriages."
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"My sister Liza and I have never felt that we were in competition."
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"Living in continual chaos is exhausting, frightening. The catch is that it's also very addictive."
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