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"It is comic that a mentally disordered man picks up any piece of granite and carries it around because he thinks it is money, and in the same way it is comic that Don Juan has 1,003 mistresses, for the number simply indicates that they have no value. Therefore, one should stay within one's means in the use of the word "love"."
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"The line from Pulp Fiction-the one Samuel L. Jackson shouts at John Travolta as they're trying to wash blood off their hands-pops into my head: 'I used the same soap you did and when I dried my hands, the towel didn't look like no fuckin' maxi-pad!' I almost-almost-share this most quotable of cinematic quotes with him, when I remember it contains The Word. You know: 'maxi-pad."
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Personal Development
"It is the restraint of patience that yields the magnificent in life."
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"The place where we don't agree is on whether there should be some restraint on insurance companies and whether they should be allowed to run wild. We believe there should be some restraint; some on the other side don't think so."
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"The less said the better."
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Personal Development
"After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for inviting me,' and leave the less desirable 'Want to play strip poker?' in the unscrupulous part of my brain where it belongs."
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"We must resist impulses to attack people, their credibility or their nature, and focus only on sharing our own positive creations, contributions, ideas and solutions."
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Personal Development
"If you really want peace in any world you have to learn to say nothing."
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"If you don't like your teeth, keep your mouth shut."
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"Woe to him who offends a patient man who has just reached his limit."
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"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."
Love
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Men
"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
Man
"Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up."
Time
"Sex is emotion in motion."
Sex
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
Man
"A man's kiss is his signature."
Kiss
"Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign."
Men
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
Censorship
"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
Life
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