"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

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"The gospel of salvation, the divine truth, set us free."

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"The Lord delivers those who delight in Him."

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"The Divine "goodness" differs from ours, but it is not sheerly different; it differs from ours not as white from black, but as a perfect circle from a child's first attempt to draw a wheel. But when the child has learned to draw, it will know that the circle it then makes is what it was trying to make from the very beginning."

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"May you find the God-predestined path for your life."

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"The power of prayer is beyond description."

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"The gospel of salvation, the divine truth, set us free."

"What God has planned for us is far better than what we desire to behold."

"It's not a question of God `sending' us to Hell. In each of us there is something growing up which will of itself be Hell unless it is nipped in the bud."

"The Lord delivers those who delight in Him."

"May you find the God-predestined path for your life."

"The power of prayer is beyond description."

"My inward experience has often been a wilderness; but Thou hast owned me still as Thy beloved, and poured streams of love and grace into me to gladden me, and make me fruitful."

"Prayer is a pillar."

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"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."

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