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Woody Allen

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

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"Listen to the advice of your own Destiny! All is a given!"

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"The field of the soul must be watered by the rain with tears of love, otherwise it will become a desert."

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"Tears,love,life Who knows how many tears have flown in the Word of God from the creation of the world?"

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"Who can be close to you without the Divine Light of his heart?"

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"The soul is a prolonged anniversary of our lives in this world."

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"The person healed has an obligation to then ask why- to meditate on God's will, and the extraordinary lengths to which God has gone to realize His will."

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"Faithfulness to God requires your obedience, even when it's difficult."

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"First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit."

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"The Only God 'up there' is Unity of Everything, in Quintessence. Other fancies, gods and fairies are the nansy-pansies of simpletons, or is just plain-simple nonsense."

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"To experience spiritual victory, you must depend on God's resources."

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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