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Chris Rock

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Hope in the heart is the escape in any hardship."

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"Celebrate your life, this is your only life."

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"Do not wait until the near end of your life to realize that you have not fully live to love."

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"Enjoy the beauty, love and peace of a sacred Christmas."

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"I wish I could fall asleep. But with a good book in my hands, I stay awake to finish reading."

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"Decision and choices define life."

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"I love my soul to spiritually care for it."

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"Smile creates love and peace, love and peace create smile."

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"Every day holds infinite opportunities. Explore!"

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"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
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"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
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"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing."
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"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
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"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
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"A man is only as faithful as his options."
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"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
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