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Chris Rock

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

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"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

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"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
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"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
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"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
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"Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them."
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