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"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
Dream

"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
Wrong

"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children

"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis

"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
People

"It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?"
People

"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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"He's like a hero come back from thewar, a poor maimed bastard living out the reality of his dreams.Wherever he sits himself the chair collapses; whatever door heenters the room is empty: whatever he puts in his mouth leaves abad taste. Everything is just the same as it was before; theelements are unchanged, the dream is no different than the reality.Only, between the time he went to sleep and the time he woke up,his body was stolen."
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Personal Development

"Did you play by the rules and work hard but feel empty and unfulfilled? It's because you were lied to."
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Personal Development

"So what are we given? We're also given, my generation, the disillusionment of our parents."
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Personal Development

"But he did not tell her, for he realised how petty it would appear to her, and how different from what she had expected, less sensational and less touching; he was afraid, too, lest, disillusioned in the matter of art, she might at the same time be disillusioned in the greater matter of love."
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Personal Development

"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."
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Personal Development

"I made a sorry face in response to such strong insistence, but I couldn't believe him. Fantasies were exactly that..fantasies. Whimsy. Wishes. Mere castles in the sky without foundation or substance. Dreams didn't come true. To believe so would be to believe falsely, to surrender to madness, to give in to an unreliable hope that would crush me once again as it always, always did!"
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Personal Development
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