top of page
.png){kind=small}
"I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke."
End,
Standard
Customized
More
"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Towards the end of the eighteenth century the industrial-financial revolution began."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
Author Name
Personal Development
"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
Author Name
Personal Development
"They look for the top note to end every song. They don't know what they are singing about. There is no style."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There's a lot of Doyle in me. I don't know where I begin and Doyle ends or where Doyle begins and I end."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food."
Food
"I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house."
Life
"I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly."
Thought
"Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell."
Years
"The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago."
Business
"The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door."
Language
"It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh."
Life
"I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke."
End
"I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left."
Act
"The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer."
Time
bottom of page