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"I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year."
"I don't know much about football but everyone seems to say that it is all about possession."
"Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit."
"I was 15, and the years of hard swimming had packed muscle on my frame and made me very strong. Not as strong as a football player, but strong enough to inflict heavy damage."
"I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say."
"I'm more akin to football than I think anything else because that's what I played in high school."
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"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."
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