"There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age."

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"There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age."

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Friedrich Schiller, German Dramatist

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"O love, if I regret the age when one savors you, it is not for the hour of pleasure, but for the one that follows it."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Swiss Philosopher

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Thomas Carlyle, Scottish Philosopher

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