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"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."
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"Advertising is legalized lying."
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"Advertising treats all products with the reverence and the seriousness due to sacraments."
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"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket."
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"Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy."
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"Religious advertising is undergoing a dramatic conversion."
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"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertising."
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"An enormous amount of direct advertising from pharmaceutical companies are offering a kind of instantaneous solution to problems."
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"If we listen human instinct actually tells us what we need, but advertising makes us want things we don't need and things we can't have."
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"Too many ads that try not to go over the reader's head end up beneath his notice."
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"The network and local TV angle of broadcast television has received a black eye for not properly debating within the news issues that should be debated, instead of shuffling them of to television advertising."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
Man
"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
Want
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
Tax
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
Imitation
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
Father
"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."
First
"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."
Gentleman
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
People
"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
People
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