"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

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Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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Henry Miller, American Author

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"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"

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"No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds."

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