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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"When you concentrate on agriculture and industry and are frugal in expenditures, Heaven cannot impoverish your state."

"If what the heart approves conforms to proper patterns, then even if one's desires are many, what harm would they be to good order?"

"If knowledge and foresight are too penetrating and deep, unify them with ease and sincerity."

"If the gentleman has ability, he is magnanimous, generous, tolerant, and straightforward, through which he opens the way to instruct others."

"If the quickness of the mind and the fluency of the tongue are too punctilious and sharp, moderate them in your activity and rest."

"In order to properly understand the big picture, everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth."

"There are successful scholars, public-spirited scholars, upright scholars, cautious scholars, and those who are merely petty men."
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