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Jasper Fforde

"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."

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"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."

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"But then the course of events takes no account of verisimilitude. Fiction has to be probable, fact does not."

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"Let living know they will die one day. They ought to live wisely."

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"You pays your money and you takes your choice."

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"Sooner or later I will be faced with the fact that the world is helpless to meet my needs. And at that point, I will be left with two conclusions; that life is cruel or God is real."

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"To live a fantasy is to avoid a life."

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"You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real."

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"Life is simply a collective thought. Didn't you know we made it all up? Don't you know it can be different?"

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"The truth is that the world doesn't have much use or respect for "do nothing" people. Can you really blame them?"

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"What's up with you? How come you're being like this?' Because it's the truth. This is the world we live in."

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"I liked him, but since his particular field of interest was Remote Suggestion--the skill of projecting thoughts into people's heads from a distance--I didn't know whether I actually liked him or he was just suggesting I like him, which was both creepy and unethical. In fact, the whole Remote Suggestion or "seeding" idea had been banned once it was discovered to be the key ingredient in promoting talent less boy bands, which had until then been something of a mystery."
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"Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."
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"Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head."
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