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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Well, visual language is another boring discussion about the nature of film."
Nature
"Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language."
Humor
"You know, our sense of individuality is just the number one target of civilization."
Civilization
"Human identity is the most fragile thing that we have, and it's often only found in moments of truth."
Truth
"It's always been my formula to get the next picture set up before anyone's seen the last one."
Journalism
"You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that's how I go about it."
Film
"I'm me, I live from film to mouth."
Film
"It's part of the general global hypnotism to accept lies as the new truth."
Truth
"Anyway, I just haven't been able to find any humanity in any Republican candidate ever in my entire life."
Life
"So one of the most unique things on screen in American movies today is everyday behavior."
Movies
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