"I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?"

Lie, Smoking, Wrong

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"I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?"

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"Someone who knows too much finds it hard not to lie."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

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"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."

Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

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"I made over forty Westerns. I used to lie awake nights trying to think up new ways of getting on and off a horse."

William Wyler, American Director

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"As, however, the port in reality lies in thirty-two degrees thirty-four minutes, according to the observations that have been made, they went much beyond it, thus making the voyage much longer than was necessary."

Junipero Serra, Spanish Clergyman

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"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

Pierre Corneille, French Dramatist

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"I've got to take a break, to be honest. I'm not even going to lie."

Puff Daddy, American Musician

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"To say I'm the easiest person to live with would be a lie."

Yancy Butler, American Actress

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"If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts."

Satchel Paige, American Athlete

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"Yet, much of what lies beneath the ocean's surface remains a mystery, and our nation continues to rely on a confused, antiquated system of ocean governance."

Tom Allen, American Politician

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"Creede is built of new pine boards and lies between two immense mountains covered with pines and snow."

Richard H. Davis, American Writer

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"Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block."

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"I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing."

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"Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream."

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"I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had."

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"Marketing is the devil."

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"Tower Records is like a temple to me. I'll stay there for hours. Nobody can shop for records with me. It drives them out of their minds."

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"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy."

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"I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists."

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"When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people."

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"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."

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