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"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
Friendship
"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."
Life
"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship."
Love
"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
Hair
"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."
Funny
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead."
Love
"First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on."
First
"I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much."
Party
"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."
Time
"I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large."
Business
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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."
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"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."
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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"
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"Things past redress are now with me past care."
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"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."
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"Hate is hostility."
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"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."
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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."
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