"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."

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"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."

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"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."

Bill Maher, American Comedian

Class,

"It was possible, no doubt, to imagine a society in which wealth, in the sense of personal possessions and luxuries, should be evenly distributed, while power remained in the hands of a small privileged caste. But in practice such a society could not long remain stable. For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realise that the privileged minority had no function, and they would sweep it away. In the long run, a hierarchical society was only possible on a basis of poverty and ignorance."

George Orwell, British Author

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"Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

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"Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture."

Michael Caine, English Actor

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"In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right."

Jack Nicholson, American Actor

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"And I am interested in the fact that class is very much a factor in America, even though it's not supposed to be."

Anne Tyler, American Novelist

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"Yes, I was a parish priest for five years. I was a curate in a large working class parish in Bristol and the Vicar of a village in Kent."

John Polkinghorne, British Physicist

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"I walked out of class one day and I never went back."

Burt Lancaster, American Actor

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"Polls that have been taken by kindergarten, first- and second-grade teachers indicate that 30 percent of the kids have been deprived in some way so that they are physically unable to keep up with the class."

C. Everett Koop, American Public Servant

Class, First, Kids, Teachers

"You gotta do it with class and integrity. If not, you're gonna drag yourself through the mud."

Solomon Burke, American Musician

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