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"I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it."
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"The times that I have done something that I didn't respond to emotionally right away, it's generally not worked out too well."
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"Some things you know about, you know what the ingredients are - maybe not all of them. But it's up to you to put in the amount. It's up to the director to nag you until you get it right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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"This dragonfly came up to me. He was hovering right in front of my face, and I was really examining him, thinking, How does he see me? I became enlightened."
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"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing."
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"Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work."
Men
"I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out."
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"I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating."
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"When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time."
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"Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty."
Pretty
"If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun."
Sex
"Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke."
Girls
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