"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."

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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."

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"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

John Ruskin, English Writer

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"It is the child in man that is the source of his uniqueness and creativeness, and the playground is the optimal milieu for the unfolding of his capacities and talents."

Eric Hoffer, American Writer

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"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!""

John F. Kennedy, American President

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"Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius."

E. M. Forster, English Novelist

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"The mountains, the forest, and the sea, render men savage; they develop the fierce, but yet do not destroy the human."

Victor Hugo, French Author

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"A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"As I've gotten older I look like a man, finally."

Eric Roberts, American Actor

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"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage where every man must play a part, And mine is a sad one."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."

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"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

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"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

"The ideas gained by men before they are twenty-five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives."

"It is the child in man that is the source of his uniqueness and creativeness, and the playground is the optimal milieu for the unfolding of his capacities and talents."

"All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner!""

"Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with."

"The historian must have some conception of how men who are not historians behave. Otherwise he will move in a world of the dead. He can only gain that conception through personal experience, and he can only use his personal experiences when he is a genius."

"The mountains, the forest, and the sea, render men savage; they develop the fierce, but yet do not destroy the human."

"A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner."

"As I've gotten older I look like a man, finally."

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

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"Humor is reason gone mad."

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