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Steven Wright

"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"Burn, burn, burn to become the light,to enlighten the whole world."

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"The moment the light of your being becomes bright, darkness will melt away to reveal the brightness of your consciousness."

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"The light is more powerful than the darkness."

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"The sun is rising with a bright golden glittering glint. Let us wake up to enjoy the joyful battles of light and darkness."

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"Where there is darkness, let me be the light. Where there is suffering, let me be kind and compassionate."

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"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in."

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"It is very possible that the majority of a nation can choose darkness! Such fool nations learn the beauty of light through the unbearable and inconceivable pains!"

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