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Steven Wright

"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"You must bring light to places of darkness."

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"Those of us who have already chosen to embrace a love ethic, know that when we let our light shine, we draw to us and are drawn to other bearers of light. We are not alone."

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"When you walk through the darkness, God shall be your light!."

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"How do you judge the brightness of a light when you're the source? A spotlight can never see the shadows it casts."

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"My light shines when things get really tough."

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"The light is more powerful than the darkness."

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