top of page

"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Light quotes

"Those of us who have already chosen to embrace a love ethic, know that when we let our light shine, we draw to us and are drawn to other bearers of light. We are not alone."

"The greatest life is the joy of contentment."

"How do you judge the brightness of a light when you're the source? A spotlight can never see the shadows it casts."
Explore more quotes by Steven Wright


"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?""


"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."


"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety."


"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
bottom of page