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"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"
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"The sun is rising with a bright golden glittering glint. Let us wake up to enjoy the joyful battles of light and darkness."
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"Where there is darkness, let me be the light. Where there is suffering, let me be kind and compassionate."
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"God himself is referring to Jesus as light, illumination, knowledge, insight, understanding, wisdom."
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"It is at midnight, not midday, that stars shine the brightest."
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"The light shines brighter on our path."
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"Nothing can dim the light which shines from within."
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"Our greatest quest in life should be to live in the light!"
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"The greatest life is the joy of contentment."
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"Come out my friend. Come out from the narrow lanes of darkness into the vivacious light of the day."
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"If the light we have is continually engulfed by the darkness in a way that makes the darkness even darker, maybe we should think about getting our light from Someone else before it gets a whole lot darker."
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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship

"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People

"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
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