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Steven Wright

"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?"

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"The general instrument by which God interferes in the affairs of men is by the weapon of LIGHT."

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"God himself is referring to Jesus as light, illumination, knowledge, insight, understanding, wisdom."

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"Life shines where the light shines and our mind is our greatest light that can brighten our lives!"

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"In the deepest darkness God tenderly grasps my hand and whispers that darkness is nothing more than a place that He is preparing for the arrival of light."

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"The people of the light, loves the light of knowledge."

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"I'll put candles all over the room, then light then, and get to it. I call it my 'vibe in a bag.'"

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"Those of us who have already chosen to embrace a love ethic, know that when we let our light shine, we draw to us and are drawn to other bearers of light. We are not alone."

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"His eyes are blazing with light, more light than all the lights in every city in the whole world, more light than we could ever invent if we had ten thousand billion years."

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"The sun is rising with a bright golden glittering glint. Let us wake up to enjoy the joyful battles of light and darkness."

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Amber Hurdle

"I am convinced that it is the light and the way."

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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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