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Jay London

"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"

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Asa Don Brown

"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""

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Asa Don Brown

"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."

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Asa Don Brown

"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."

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Asa Don Brown

"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."

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Asa Don Brown

"Ian and Sylvia, who, when you got right down to it, were essentially country and western singers. I just recorded his Four Strong Winds. It's a wonderful song."

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Asa Don Brown

"The glory of the old Irish nation, which in our hour will grow young and strong again. Should we fail, the country will not be worth more than it is now. The sword of famine is less sparing than the bayonet of the soldier."

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Asa Don Brown

"So, we're saying, if we can give developers and builders incentives to cut down on the regulatory barriers that are faced in this country, then we might be able to address the needs of affordable housing."

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Asa Don Brown

"In a democratic country, when a man is accused, he's accused from a document issued by the public attorney."

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Asa Don Brown

"If I remember rightly Holland for instance has something like 45, and it's a much smaller country. In comparison we have very few and they are very badly financed."

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Asa Don Brown

"When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us."

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Jay London
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

Home

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Jay London
"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"

Today

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Jay London
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

Father

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Jay London
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."

Identity

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Jay London
"People read me but they don't subscribe."

People

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Jay London
"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."

Opportunity

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Jay London
"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."

Driving

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Jay London
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."

Girlfriend

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"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."

Time

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Jay London
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."

Girlfriend

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