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"You can't just yell jokes at people."
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"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."
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"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."
People
"You can't just yell jokes at people."
People
"I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine."
Years
"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."
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"Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat."
People
"I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate."
War
"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."
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"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."
Free thinking
"I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."
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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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