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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps."
God
"Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten."
Marriage
"And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede."
Love
"If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you."
Control
"If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market."
Open
"In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport."
Chicago
"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."
Army
"Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine."
Being
"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man."
Man
"In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country."
America
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