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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
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"I wouldn't mind paying taxes - if I knew they were going to a friendly country."
Country
"Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss."
Delight
"You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X."
Advertising
"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man."
Man
"In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport."
Chicago
"When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps."
God
"We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre."
History
"We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class."
Thought
"In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country."
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