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"You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they'll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls."
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"You're free to wear whatever you want, you know."
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"Something must go within to bring what is within out. Oh yes! You need something within to bring what is within out!"
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"Express your feelings, no matter what. Make your every word beautiful, bright, and lovely. Make your every thought creative, caring, and lively."
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"At any moment, you can use your face to open doors of opportunity if it demonstrates interest, enthusiasm, respect, understanding, delight, agreement, and more."
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"A waterfall cannot be silent, just as the wisdom! When they speak, the voice of power speaks!"
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"You erased my famine, unpicked my angerYour energy charges my voice, it radiates my heart;Now I am alive with the ore of words pouringFrom my lips like molten lava glittering with joy."
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"The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth."
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"It's not really outstanding when you're standing outOutcry is the only outburst,if you can't shout."
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"When a man talks from the heart, in his moment of truth, he speaks poetry."
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"If words are the truth, what is living for?"
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"Silver's sweet and gold's our mother, but once you're dead they're worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying."
Mortality


"Never believe anything you hear at a woman's tit."
Humor


"The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool."
Appearance


"Men come and go. They lie, or die, or leave you."
Life


"And it's great to have all these readers and fans who, for the most part, are very nice people, saying they love the books and the TV show. But there are so many of them and it just doesn't end. Oh, and 'selfies'! If I could clap my hands and burn out every camera phone in the world, I swear I'd do it!"
Fame


"The day my father came to claim me, my mother did not wish for me to go. 'She is a girl,' she said, 'and I do not think that she is yours. I had a thousand other men.' He tossed his spear at my feet and gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep. 'Girl or boy, we fight our battles,' he said, 'but the gods let us choose our weapons.' He pointed to the spear, then to my mother's tears, and I picked up the spear."
Battle


"It is hard to look a hero when mounted on a pig."
Humor


"A sword needs a sheath, heh, and a wedding needs a bedding."
Marriage


"Perhaps you should speak more softly to me, then. Monsters are dangerous beasts, and just now kings seem to be dying like flies."
Conflict


"Words are not swords."
Communication
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