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Eoin Colfer

"Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over."

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"Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over."

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"American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers."

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"In more ways than any of us can name, love is wrapped up with the idea of expectation."

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"Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter."

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"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine."

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"I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life."

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"The school was prone to dishing out punishments for anything creative that didn't fit with expectation - I just followed the logic and figured the folk club was probably much the same."

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