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"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
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"People with the gift of charm exude a delightful demeanor-an attractive likability that enwraps you in their warmth."
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"Confidence, is like a belt worn around the waist. Wear it too tight, you come off cocky and arrogant, wear it too loose, you come off timid and a walk over, but wear it fit and snug, it will uphold you in every step of the way."
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"I have an immense appetite for solitude, like an infant for sleep, and if I don't get enough for this year, I shall cry all the next."
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"She walked rather quickly; she liked to be active, though at times she gave an impression of repose that was at once static and evocative. This was because she knew few words and believed in none, and in the world she was rather silent, contributing just her share of urbane humor with a precision that approached meagreness. But at the moment when strangers tended to grow uncomfortable in the presence of this economy she would seize the topic and rush off with it, feverishly surprised with herself-- then bring it back and relinquish it abruptly, almost timidly, like an obedient retriever, having been adequate and something more."
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"She has a serene, glowing disposition. She looks at you and the rest of the world through the eyes of a lynx and is always mysterious, possibly because she always harbours those hidden laughs just beneath her lips. She's always ready to laugh."
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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."
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"He sniggered.He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now."
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"Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs."
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"Only a mediocre person is always at his best."
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"Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn't the whole issue. Vanity must wait."
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"I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars."
Fans
"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
Kids
"It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering."
Idea
"With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend."
Friendship
"I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now."
Business
"The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was."
People
"I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."
Movies
"I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film."
Film
"You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts."
Fact
"I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't."
Will
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