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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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Personal Development

"It's fun to sing sad songs. And it's fun to listen to sad songs. Enjoyable. Satisfying. Something."
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Personal Development

"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
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Personal Development

"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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Personal Development

"I had more fun making Traffic than either of the Ocean's films."
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"What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Those are fun, especially if they're going to shoot them in four weeks, because you know they're not going to mess with anything you do, so it can be very imaginative."
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"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
Happiness

"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive."
Family

"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs."
Man

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
Fun

"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."
Fun

"I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers."
Hope

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
Family

"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."
News

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
Trouble

"Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?"
Mind
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