"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

Fun, Funny, Life, Money, Buying

19

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

Exlpore more Fun quotes

"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Fun, Happiness, Truth, Inspirational, Wisdom

"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."

Gertrude Stein, American Author

Fun, Funny, People, Direction, Want

"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."

George Santayana, American Philosopher

Fun, Nothing

"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."

Orson Scott Card, American Writer

Fun,

"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

George Orwell, British Author

Fun, Funny, Rebellion

"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

Fun, Funny, Awards, Battle

"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

Fun, Writers

"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

Ernest Hemingway, American Novelist

Fun, Funny, Man, Punishment

"I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in."

Marty Robbins, American Musician

Fun,

"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

Fun, Funny, Women, Forget

Explore more quotes by Ogden Nash

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."

Humor

"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"

Society

"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."

Love

"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."

News

"There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends."

Friendship

"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."

Happiness

"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."

Money

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

Work

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Marriage

"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive."

Family