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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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Personal Development

"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"Fun? There is no fun."
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"I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star."
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"This was great fun and a nice paycheck and then, as these things happen, the show was canceled."
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"A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
Happiness

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
Fun

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
Work

"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."
Fun

"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive."
Family

"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
Happiness

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
Age

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
Marriage

"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"
Society

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
Trouble
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