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"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."

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"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."

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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

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