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George Carlin

"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."

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Amber Hurdle

"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

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"Like all bands, the first two albums are always the ones most written about, and the most covered. When a band gets to their third of fourth album, the story of the band has already been told."

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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

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"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."

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"First of all, you needed a budget to do the video. The record companies would pick and choose who got videos."

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"It's not all that different with the orchestra. There are orchestras that seem to be encased in dough, so that first you have to break through the normal routine, and clear out the openings."

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"Well, I think that it is complicated in that the first four albums were all with Universal so they have the rights to that and therefore it is a lot easier for them to do that period."

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Amber Hurdle

"The composition of a single melody is born out of a bit of text, perhaps the first line, but it can also be the entire strophe; it can even be the poem's overall form."

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"Talking about the all night concerts, I did some of the first all night concerts back in the 60's with this little harmonium, and I also had saxophone taped delays."

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"I first wanted to be an actress after seeing a play - not a movie."

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