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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."

"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."

"My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby."
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"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."

"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."

"My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way."

"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."

"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you."
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