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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
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"Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas."
"It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for?"
"If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much."
"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."
"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."
"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."
"In the middle of a recession no tax increase is justified because it kills jobs, and any tax increase is a job-killing measure and should be defeated."
"He knows the tax code as thoroughly as the pope knows the Lord's Prayer."
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