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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
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"Instead of creating new jobs, Republicans gave tax cuts to companies that send jobs overseas."
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"It's wasteful spending like this that not only forces tax increases and cuts in vital services... but also really make you wonder: who is City Hall looking out for?"
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"If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much."
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"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."
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"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."
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"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."
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"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation."
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"In the middle of a recession no tax increase is justified because it kills jobs, and any tax increase is a job-killing measure and should be defeated."
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"The level of taxation is driven by spending. Less spending leads to lower taxes."
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"Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles."
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