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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
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"We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones."
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"Tax breaks can serve a vital role in keeping and bringing jobs to our state; however, without accountability, they are little more than loopholes at taxpayers' expense."
"The IRS is currently considering a rule that would make it easier for tax preparers to disclose the private information contained in tax returns - including name, address, Social Security number, employer, income, and charitable donations."
"We must have a fair tax in the United States. We have to re-adjust it, we must be fiscally responsible."
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"Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax."
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