"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"Once the housing market begins to recover, I would phase out the mortgage tax deduction."

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"Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings."

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"1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS."

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"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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"A salute from this corner to President Bush for saying he was willing to investigate raising or eliminating the cap on salaries subject to the Social Security tax."

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"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."

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"The tendency of taxation is to create a class of persons who do not labor, to take from those who do labor the produce of that labor, and to give it to those who do not labor."

"Once the housing market begins to recover, I would phase out the mortgage tax deduction."

"Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings."

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"New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut."

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