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Milton Berle

"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"For the fifth year in a row, the Bush budget cuts city core services to pay for wealthy tax breaks. And once again, the mayor's requests were not funded."

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"Tax cuts are an investment in working families."

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"I am opposed to any individual taxes until we eliminate all of the unconstitutional agencies, and I suspect we wouldn't need a tax after that."

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"There certainly is a lot of political pressure for states to adopt the new federal tax codes. But there is no law that requires them to do so."

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"Taxation without representation is tyranny."

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"I quit the tax job then and decided that I was going to play in a band. I answered ads in the Village Voice and went through two days of auditioning for bands."

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"One of the things we worry about when we cut the tax on gasoline is that it basically stimulates additional use."

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"Currently, not only are Americans taxed on what they earn, but those assets are taxed again when they are passed on to a loved one."

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"Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings."

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"Look, only in Washington is not raising taxes considered a tax cut. Nobody's getting a tax cut here. We're not cutting taxes. We're preventing tax increases from occurring."

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