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Chuck Palahniuk

"My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit."

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"My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit."

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"I must tell you what you will not ask, though I may wish it unsaid the next moment."

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"If it's me who loves you, you'll know, as I will tell it you in my own words."

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"I don't know, maybe it's because I was raised Catholic. Confession has always held a great appeal for me."

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