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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
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"My heart is aching for the people of Nice, Italy. I am so sad that I have no words to express my frustration."
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"While we tediously check our weaponry before entering into battle, do we check our hearts? For without exception, that is the greatest weapon of all."
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"There is only one evil, one crime, one sin: lack of heart."
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"Loquacity storms the ear, but modesty takes the heart."
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"If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart?"
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"Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another."
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"Your heart is your temple."
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"His heart was like a sensitive plant, that opens for a moment in the sunshine, but curls up and shrinks into itself at the slightest touch of the finger, or the lightest breath of wind."
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"As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled."
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"Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."
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"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
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"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
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"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
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"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
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"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
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"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
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