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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
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"I think wow, I imagine this is what it's like to have friends."
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"Because even if you spend your life chasing the immaterial, listening to the most exquisite classical music and getting drunk off of stunning vistas of mountains and waterfalls, all of it isn't worth a dime if you aren't sharing it with someone. Everything amounts to that. True, we must experience most things in solitude to grow, create, destroy and grow again, but our pleasure and joy reaches a threshold in isolation. It is the worst thing to become an island. One must become the whole world."
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"Dogs needed no words to console you. Dogs were the ultimate practitioners of the therapy of touch. Dogs knew and accepted the hard realities of life that human beings could not acknowledge until those obvious truths were exhaustively described with words, and even then there was often more bitter acknowledgment than humble acceptance."
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"I was spooked when I first got the role, as I was afraid I wouldn't have the companionship I need on a shoot, because I'm so into the process itself, not so much the end product."
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"No, my dog used to gaze at me,paying me the attention I need,the attention requiredto make a vain person like me understandthat, being a dog, he was wasting time,but, with those eyes so much purer than mine,he'd keep on gazing at mewith a look that reserved for me aloneall his sweet and shaggy life,always near me, never troubling me,and asking nothing."
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"To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult."
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"It has nothing to do with who I am as compared to everyone else. It has everything to do with who I am in companionship with God."
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"But when you're deprived of it for a lengthy period then you value human companionship. But you have to survive and so you devise all kinds of mental exercises and it's amazing."
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"Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries."
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"I rather would entreat thy companyTo see the wonders of the world abroadThan, living dully sluggardiz'd at home,Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
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"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."
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"The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living."
Education

"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies."
Enemy

"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."
Constitution

"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."
People

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
Baby
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