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Chuck Klosterman

"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything."

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"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything."

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"When you become complacent with someone lying, whether it is a close friend, the media, or your government, then you have essentially given them permission to continue to do so and most often at your expense."

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"The story of my very first sale is the fact that I dreamed up a foolproof paper to cheat an insurance company out of several hundred thousand dollars."

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"Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception."

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"She looks honestly upset, but then, I've learned that I can't read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they're always lying."

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"If you want your lie to be believed then you need to speak thousand truths before you lie."

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