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Chuck Klosterman

"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything."

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"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything."

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"Just because something isn't a lie does not mean that it isn't deceptive. A liar knows that he is a liar, but one who speaks mere portions of truth in order to deceive is a craftsman of destruction."

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"There was nothing particularly special about her, except that she was good with numbers, and very good at lying, and she made her home in between the pages of books."

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"She looks honestly upset, but then, I've learned that I can't read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they're always lying."

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"Betrayal dressed in love and trimmed with the facade of good intentions is the most barbaric of all betrayals."

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"There is an art to Noavek bullshit," Cyra said as she muted the feed. "We're taught it from birth."

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"If you can get others to believe that your random guesses are actual answers, they'll never guess that you never understood the question in the first place."

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"Fiction writers, magicians, politicians and priests are the only people rewarded for entertaining us with their lies."

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Amber Hurdle

"Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then - and this is the important bit - do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies."

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