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"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
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"Don't surrender your life to a Face, a Farce, a Fence or a Force. Don't be a Slave, be Brave."
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"We ought to live the fullness of life."
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Personal Development

"Stand tall like a tower."
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"When we give up our dreams then we are merely existing and not living."
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"If you try you would never be alone, because the whole world is tired of loneliness."
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"Without enthusiasm then what we have surrounded ourselves with becomes worthless."
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"Do not let the temporal pain of discipline you need to acquire knowledge stop you from acquiring it."
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"Believe in yourself and the power of your inner strength."
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"Go live your dreams. It is your only daring adventure."
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"Fully inhale your dream and completely exhale manifestation of it."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day

"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny

"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
People

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
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