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"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
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"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
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"I am currently talking to one of the studios about making American Star as a TV series."
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"I've appeared on a weekly syndicated television show since 1980."
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"He who is created by television can be destroyed by television."
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"Television speeded everything up."
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"Most of my peers in television seem to be from a different planet. I don't hang out with any of them."
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"I don't think we use television the way we should or the way the inventors intended."
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"I haven't killed anyone on television in years and years. Must have been twenty something years."
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"I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and the audience, and it's very weird, very confusing."
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"Ronald Reagan is clearly to television what Franklin Roosevelt was to radio."
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"The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed."
Men
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."
Mind
"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
Actor
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
Man
"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
Want
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
Tax
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
Imitation
"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
Father
"Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything."
People
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