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"When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago."
"I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?"
"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"
"I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There's no reason to dress my monster up."
"There was a French singer, Francoise Hardy - I used to look at her pictures and try to dress like her."
"Everyone is their own kind of lesbian. To think there's a certain way to dress or present yourself in the world is just one more stereotype we have to fit into."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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