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"I'm kind of a quirky dresser usually. Like today, I'm actually pretty put together, but I dress kind of off sometimes, but that's just part of my personality."
"But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five hundred dollars, and not a cent less, And jewelry worth ten times more, I should guess, That she had not a thing in the wide world to wear!"
"You had to make sure that the tone of your dress was not the same tone as the curtains, for instance."
"You know when you find a great dress, you've gotta hold on to it."
"If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?"
"And finding the hat, I always like to find the hat. And then props just dress the set. It's all fabulous."
"I hold that gentleman to be the best-dressed whose dress no one observes."
Explore more quotes by Joan Rivers
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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