"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."

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"Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

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"If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself."

Adolph Zukor, Hungarian Businessman

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"To be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying to the Lord to take care of me."

Willie Nelson, American Musician

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"Take care that all your offerings be free, and of your own, that has cost you something; so that ye may not offer of that which is another man's, or that which ye are entrusted withal, and not your own."

George Fox, English Clergyman

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"We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world."

Dirk Benedict, American Actor

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"You promised to take care of me and not to turn your back on me. How is it possible that you never wrote to me even once and you never came back to see me? Do you think that it is fun for me to spend months, even years, without any news, without any hope!"

Camille Claudel, French Sculptor

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"We've got to take care of the poor."

Bob Riley, American Politician

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"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."

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"It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin."

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"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism."

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