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"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."

Ronnie Barker, English Comedian

Nothing, Police

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"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."

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"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."

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