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Ilona Andrews

"She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim."

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"She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim."

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Donna Grant

"Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!"

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Donna Grant

"I didn't know how to go about preparing for the part of someone who can't remember who he is. The frustration angle is written in, but there's also this incredible passive state."

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Donna Grant

"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."

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Donna Grant

"Off Fuck off... the same story over and over and again and again.. I don't want it!"

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Donna Grant

"Aargh! I'm too short for this shit!"

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Donna Grant

"Myths which are believed in tend to become true."

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Donna Grant

"She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim."

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Donna Grant

"The experience of frustration comes from the separation we impose between our yearning and our fear. Generally, we yearn for that which we fear, or at least fear the unknown (mystery, and therefore and paradoxically, truth) that will be caused through the pursuit of yearning. The more the separation between these two, yearning and fear, the more frustration if you are conscious, or the more neurosis if you are not (literally, "I can't stand the frustration, I'm going crazy)."

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Donna Grant

"I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to."

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Donna Grant

"I'm always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can't see anything...the spell of ignorance."

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Ilona Andrews
"It seems that we had...not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think."

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Ilona Andrews
"Jack didn't fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn't comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus' necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn't stop laughing and had to sit down."

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Ilona Andrews
"I have a serious question.""I will give a serious answer.""Can a god be killed?"The humor drained from Roman's face. "Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.""What's the difference?""The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him."

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Ilona Andrews
"It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo."

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"Yes, Curran said. "We'd like you to officiate."I'm sorry?"We'd like you to marry us, I said.Roman's eyes went wide. He pointed to himself. "Me?"Yes, Curran said."Marry you?"Yes."You do know what I do, right?"Yes, I said. "You're Chernobog's priest."

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Ilona Andrews
"Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway."

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Ilona Andrews
"The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. "Nice knife. The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage's chest. Shit. Missed the neck. "Here, have another one."

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Ilona Andrews
"One day, she'd find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it."

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Ilona Andrews
"Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy."

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Ilona Andrews
"I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire."

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