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"Behind every argument is someone's ignorance."
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"It's not about whether or not someone is a bigot, but whether or not the argument which that someone is arguing is worth being a bigot about."

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

"I became the stage for the great argument between Nietzsche and Rousseau. I was the extra ready to take on all the roles."

"The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the right."

"I do not have a brain that I long for in dealing with matters of which I am ignorant, that don't come within my ken and a rationale, a reason, and argument and so on, and I can't do that and I'm not in that bracket at all."
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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."

"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."

"Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk."

"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting."

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony."
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