"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

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"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

Anne Lamott, American Author

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"God comes to us in theater in the way we communicate with each other, whether it be a symphony orchestra, or a wonderful ballet, or a beautiful painting, or a play. It's a way of expressing our humanity."

Julie Harris, American Actress

God, Ballet, Humanity, Painting

"Pray to God that your attachment to such transitory things as wealth, name, and creature comforts may become less and less every day."

Ramakrishna, Indian Leader

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"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us."

Tupac Shakur, American Musician

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"God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped."

John Piper, American Clergyman

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"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

Michel de Montaigne, French Philosopher

God, Virtue, Confidence, Favors

"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

Alice Walker, American Author

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

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Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

"God comes to us in theater in the way we communicate with each other, whether it be a symphony orchestra, or a wonderful ballet, or a beautiful painting, or a play. It's a way of expressing our humanity."

"Pray to God that your attachment to such transitory things as wealth, name, and creature comforts may become less and less every day."

"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us."

"God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped."

"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"It's all in the mind, you know."

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

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