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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."
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"Heaven means to be one with God."
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"Exceeds man's might: that dwells with the gods above."
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"Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair."
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"God is not an Almighty Being watching over life on earth. God is the Event Horizon of Human Consciousness."
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"Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil."
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"Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods."
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"Healing rain is a real touch from God. It could be physical healing or emotional or whatever."
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"The difference between Liberty and liberties is as great as God and gods."
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"God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest."
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
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"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
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"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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