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Erma Bombeck

"There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M."

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Donna Grant

"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."

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Donna Grant

"We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind."

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Donna Grant

"The body has a mind of its own."

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Donna Grant

"Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem."

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Donna Grant

"The eyes like sentinel occupy the highest place in the body."

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Donna Grant

"I sink down into my body as into a swamp, fenland, where only I know the footing. I'm a cloud, congealed around a central object, the shape of a pear, which is hard and more real than I am and glows red within its translucent wrapping. Inside it is a space, huge as the sky at night and dark and curved like that, though black-red rather than black."

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Donna Grant

"Treat your body good, because your body is your boat, it is your horse, it is your car, your wings, your every possible vehicle to take you to every possible place!"

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Donna Grant

"You can kill the body but not the spirit."

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"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

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Donna Grant

"Whenever my body heals and the pain and all the swelling goes away is when I'll be ready."

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

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"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

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