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"There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M."
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"The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mold of the body and mind."
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"Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it."
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"Thou seest how sloth wastes the sluggish body, as water is corrupted unless it moves."
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"The eyes like sentinel occupy the highest place in the body."
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"Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem."
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"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."
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"Mind and body obstruct one another's pleasures."
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"Gracefulness is to the body what understanding is to the mind."
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"The body politic, as well as the human body, begins to die as soon as it is born, and carries itself the causes of its destruction."
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"The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body; after all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind, and they are in continual danger of breaking the skin and bursting out again."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Humor


"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
Car


"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
Family


"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman


"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family


"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family


"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional


"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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