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"Love nature as if it is your own garden of love."
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"Nourish yourself with the water of love to grow flowers of happiness in the garden of your heart."
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"Love has power in it; it can melt any heart, if your love is true and divine."
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"Be brave. Be kind. Be simple. Above all, be crazy with love."
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"The human race should learn from dogs about the enormous power of love."
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"Love is the ultimate power. Never forget to use it to win over your enemies."
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"Be the God or goddess of love and love everyone."
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"A touch of love makes everything better."
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"When someone tries to make you happy, that is a true sign of love."
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"Love is all we need."
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"I never have anything to talk about."
Talk
"Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?"
Entertainment
"My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out."
Day
"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."
Love
"I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do."
Being
"I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything."
American
"I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage."
Ability
"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."
Experience
"The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing."
Guest
"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess."
Music
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