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Eoin Colfer

"Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch."

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"Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch."

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Amber Hurdle

"I had rather that the human race, having a certain quality in their lives, should continue for only a few centuries than that, losing freedom, friendship, dignity, and mercy, and learning to be quite content without them, they should continue for millions of millennia."

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Amber Hurdle

"We are not just a piece of meat which was born like an animal."

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Amber Hurdle

"Pain does not differentiate between rich and poor or Christian and Buddhist. It brings the same feelings to everyone."

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Amber Hurdle

"What is the point of being humans, if our actions scream with more bestiality than humanity!"

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"The most dangerous and wonderful creature alive is the human."

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Amber Hurdle

"And just look at these men: their eye saith it - they know nothing better on earth than to be with a woman.Filth is at the bottom of their souls, and alas! If their filth hath spirit in it!"

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Amber Hurdle

"When I see that humanity is suffering, it tears my heart. I cry, and then I extend my hand to help heal my heart."

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Amber Hurdle

"Show that you care and share with those who are in need."

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Amber Hurdle

"Humility is one of the best expressions of self respect."

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Amber Hurdle

"It is not important who you are, what is important is what you have done to change humanity for the better."

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"Orion brightened. 'I have an idea.'Yes?' said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained.'Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other."
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"I bet,' said Mulch, 'that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.'Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything."
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"Certain battles were won by retreating."
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"Who are you?' he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on."
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"Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: 'Soon all the humans will be dead,' she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. 'And then Opal will be loved.'And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead."
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