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"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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"Overrated is order."
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Personal Development
"I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors."
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"Without a relationship with God, it is not possible to have order in your life."
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"The world is not to be put in order; the world is order, incarnate. It is for us to harmonize with this order."
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"Discipline is a demand of life."
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"All laws work for our good; therefore, we should know and observe them."
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"God has created the world to be run by His principles."
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"The way they had the room that I was in set up, there was some sort of sound deadening platform that I had to stand on in order to get close enough to the microphone."
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"Nothing Functions Normally Apart From The Principles Of The Kingdom Of God."
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"If they are wrong they need your prayers all the more; and if they are your enemies, then you are under orders to pray for them. That is one of the rules common to the whole house."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
Wrong
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
Night
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
Time
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
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