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"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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"I thought if I followed the rules, things would turn out all right. that's the thing about the cure, isn't it? It isn't just about deliria at all. It's about order. A path for everyone. You just have to follow it and everything will be okay. That's what the DFA is about. That's what I belevied in-what I've had to believe in. Because otherwise, it's just...chaos."
"The world is not to be put in order; the world is order, incarnate. It is for us to harmonize with this order."
"But when the world is, indeed, in chaos, then an affirmation of cosmos becomes essential."
"Overrated is order."
"Nothing Functions Normally Apart From The Principles Of The Kingdom Of God."
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