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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
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"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
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"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
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"It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that."
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"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace."
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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
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"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."
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"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
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"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence."
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"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
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"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."
Music

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
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"Music is always a commentary on society."
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"Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something."
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