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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
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"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
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"On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest."
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"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
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"I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."
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"I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times."
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"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."
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"I have a beer belly."
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"Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer."
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"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
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"Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer."
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"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
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"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
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"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."
People
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."
People
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
Art
"Music is always a commentary on society."
Music
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
Work
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
Music
"The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows."
Design
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